I want to notice the carrot, drum on my tummy when things are going great, dance on the roof of my car when they turn to shit, and snort with laughter because I’m having so much fun I don’t even care I’ve just lost my own dignityTumblr (3.0; @aka-love-muffins)http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/<p>ice cream truck just went by :)</p>http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53399965216http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53399965216Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:49:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb50e2uGMN1qcj6rgo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb50e2uGMN1qcj6rgo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><a href="http://its-an-ear-hat-john.tumblr.com/">#THIS MADE ME CHOKE ON MY TEARS AND LAUGH SO HARD AT THE SAME TIME</a></p> </blockquote>http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53398559815http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53398559815Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:28:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e79368ad30d4dd4751c7e7b33e71d82/tumblr_mmel9pnzNx1qic2fzo1_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/91961d198062f8c3328d6cd78791de45/tumblr_mmel9pnzNx1qic2fzo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shawarmanatural.tumblr.com/post/49826668515/this-kid-should-be-892-done-with-rdj-at-this">shawarmanatural</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This kid should be 892% done with Rdj at this point. </p> </blockquote>http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53398310443http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53398310443Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:24:48 -0400<p>&#8220;Drowsy drivers die&#8221;</p> <p>that&#8217;s a bit blunt.</p> <p>frequently true, but still blunt.</p>http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53393895215http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53393895215Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:17:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/860cb120870d97d82d08fa2f9c92729d/tumblr_mj1yvn8XU11rq41c0o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/87df5b2a4f3b22772a673b0970e08979/tumblr_mj1yvn8XU11rq41c0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7d62ca088a5149afe502c6e9be4cd808/tumblr_mj1yvn8XU11rq41c0o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2853fbe06b913f62d0fdb80a31df4b87/tumblr_mj1yvn8XU11rq41c0o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f0df7c6c03522d69cbdfe55dc092f49d/tumblr_mj1yvn8XU11rq41c0o5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0fe2c69a67cb8d1335de456e13af57d0/tumblr_mj1yvn8XU11rq41c0o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>Sebastian the Hedgehog.</small></p> </blockquote>http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53393639678http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53393639678Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:13:40 -0400the hedgehog on my charm bracelet is named after Sebastian<p>fucking geoguesssr</p> <p>drops me RIGHT IN FRONT of a sign that said &#8220;Memorial University&#8221; so of course, I zoomed into St John&#8217;s and dropped the pin right in the centre of campus and</p> <p>it was the Corner Brook campus</p> <p>COME ON!</p>http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53393570850http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53393570850Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:12:40 -0400that's just not fairgeoguessr<p>my feet hurt. flip flops are not good footwear for walking 1km up a very steep hill</p>http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53387946773http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53387946773Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:51:00 -0400normally i walk up/down henry street but i walked home up king which is parallel to henrybut surprisingly much steeperhow did i not realize how steep this side of town is until now?i've lived in the same neighbourhood my entire life and the same house since 1989<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://moonyandthediamonds.tumblr.com/post/53237805736">moonyandthediamonds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hesdeadjim.tumblr.com/post/53198990183/buttodenkirk-have-u-ever-accidentally">hesdeadjim</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buttodenkirk.tumblr.com/post/53089919212/have-u-ever-accidentally-befriended-someone-who-is">buttodenkirk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b99d59718e6da37156ae7838e8f52ae0/tumblr_inline_mojmruF8sk1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>#<a href="http://suluuuuu.tumblr.com/tagged/the%20best%20part%20is">the best part is</a> #<a href="http://suluuuuu.tumblr.com/tagged/you%20dont%20know">you dont know</a> #<a href="http://suluuuuu.tumblr.com/tagged/if%20mccoy%20is%20talking%20about%20spock">if mccoy is talking about spock</a> #<a href="http://suluuuuu.tumblr.com/tagged/if%20spock%20is%20talking%20about%20mccoy">if spock is talking about mccoy</a> #<a href="http://suluuuuu.tumblr.com/tagged/or%20if%20theyre%20both%20talking%20about%20kirk">or if theyre both talking about kirk</a><a href="http://suluuuuu.tumblr.com/tagged/hahahaha"><br/></a></p> </blockquote>http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53387348024http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53387348024Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:42:37 -0400<p>I should probably leave now&#8230;</p>http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53370244252http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53370244252Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:39:25 -0400going to meet alexalextheokay<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://floozys.tumblr.com/post/49639219051/boys-will-be-bo-flies-in-punches-you-in">floozys</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“<em>boys will be bo</em>-“</p> <p>*flies in* </p> <p>*punches you in the face*</p> <p>bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE </p> </blockquote>http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53370137962http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53370137962Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:37:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2167cb55d09887f76ac070145dbe309c/tumblr_mojcf5zx8h1r6gz4do1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53370073788http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53370073788Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:36:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aa9e211617b88f06a1b4dc14740aea99/tumblr_momiqhu1h91qf64tfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My mattress is covered in blue glitter. Last time I was in my room, my mattress was not covered in blue glitter. I do not own any blue glitter or anything covered in blue glitter</p>http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53336582072http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53336582072Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:49:29 -0400<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/b9bb869fc57c10205db8e23f0d1499f2/tumblr_inline_momf7l6FAs1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>Anonymous needs to get a sense of humour.</p> <p>and thankfully Kellylee is okay. she&#8217;s kind of awesome. and you should check out her music.</p>http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53332166539http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53332166539Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:41:23 -0400she's friends with my aunt and uncleshe performed at my uncle's birthday party a few years ago (at least 6 years ago)and my uncle taught her how to play hockey last year/year before<p>oh- and my dog went to the vet tonight. he&#8217;s 100lbs, which is 50lbs overweight (which doesn&#8217;t seem right to me). he&#8217;s been sulking all night because the vet called him fat.</p>http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53331178736http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53331178736Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:27:05 -0400we're going to do something about itdon't worrybut i've been trying to cheer him up by telling him obesity used to be a sign of wealthand that there's more of him to lovebut if you had seen the look in his eyes...the vet fat-shamed my dog and it broke his heartanyone who tries to tell me that dog's don't experience complex emotions clearly isn't a dog owner<p>guess what?</p> <p>I made plans for tomorrow afternoon. guess when the plumbers are coming!</p> <p>and guess what&#8217;s taking precedence? my social life :D</p>http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53330692814http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53330692814Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:20:07 -0400because it's virtually non-existent so hooray for more friends!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m78q3stDMS1rn7bzro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://knusprig-titten-hitler.tumblr.com/post/27321838988/one-of-these-things-is-not-like-the-other">knusprig-titten-hitler</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>One of these things is not like the other.</p> </blockquote>http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53330456100http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53330456100Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:16:43 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://maratini.tumblr.com/post/53323988755">maratini</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://maratini.tumblr.com/post/53323325185">maratini</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>THESE ARE THE GREATEST KNITTING PATTERN PROMO PHOTOS I HAVE EVER SEEN (<a href="http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/iberian-discovery">x</a>)</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/67f0d52296181ee94557e32263214aaf/tumblr_inline_mom9ju8slw1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>I JUST</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/05f12b11a38194afa047ead1d41d2fae/tumblr_inline_mom9kjDY3b1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>WAT</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/78f5cdd9b692d17c1a9442bf742b576b/tumblr_inline_mom9kvH7Rz1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/45c2eeb8b561ebed5b3f9063455b1138/tumblr_inline_mom9lbgpQe1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/16b42c5d50f576cc120bd260d4c0b330/tumblr_inline_mom9lyyTyh1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5136cc9f0dce2e3429d651baeb87ef72/tumblr_inline_mom9mlRPbm1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>chRIST THERE’S MORE</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4a2cd6631f6da2ad477aa68e546fabbf/tumblr_inline_moma751dJN1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e0fb9ae148d49df8671a80269c7cf24c/tumblr_inline_moma7nT3aj1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e53c32c915e2d92ab6ca83b9492839f1/tumblr_inline_moma7uT9xX1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/70a1b71df589f0de619d942a990c43ad/tumblr_inline_moma84E3SA1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53328754997http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53328754997Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:52:29 -0400love the patterns tooeven if i didn't i would be tempted to make themprobably can't afford themhighly doubt they'd be free<p><div class="notification_inner clearfix"> <div class="notification_sentence"> <div class="hide_overflow"><a class="username" href="http://alextheokay.tumblr.com/">alextheokay</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53301601939/i-stink-theres-a-drowned-silverfish-in-my">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53301601939/i-stink-theres-a-drowned-silverfish-in-my"> I stink. there’s a drowned silverfish in my&#8230; </a> </em></div> <blockquote>silverfish look like hugeass bacteria and I am more afraid of them than spiders as well</blockquote> I feel like there&#8217;s one crawling on me now. topic of conversation officially changed. I like candy, do you like candy?</div> <div class="notification_sentence"></div> </div></p>http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53303586225http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53303586225Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:01:43 -0400<p>okay, you can&#8217;t tell me at 4:50 that the plumber was coming this afternoon and that I was supposed to stay home</p>http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53303218288http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53303218288Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:56:49 -0400i was only out for 45 minutes<p>I stink. there&#8217;s a drowned silverfish in my bathtub (plug fell into the drain when I turned on the shower) so I couldn&#8217;t shower properly after my workout.</p> <p>I don&#8217;t know why you need to know that, but I felt like sharing anyway.</p>http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53301601939http://aka-love-muffins.tumblr.com/post/53301601939Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:35:06 -0400actually i kind of smell like old spicei'm more scared of silverfish than i am of spiders