May 2013
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shannananan:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
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averypotterurl:
neildegrassetyson:
Who is the most attractive US president of all time?
It’s not the gorgeous Barack Obama or the zesty Bill Clinton or the tragically beautiful John F. Kennedy or either of the Roosevelts or even Baberaham Lincoln
THAT’S RIGHT FRIENDS
IT’S RUTHERFORD B. HAYES
#MORE LIKE RUTHERFORD B. HEEEEEEYYYYYYY HOW /YOU/ DOIN’
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I was almost totally fine this afternoon, them I went to trivia and had to sit in the same position for 3 hours so now I’m back at- well, not quite square one, maybe square 2 or 3 and am sleeping on the couch because my bed is too high to get into.
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I don’t always agree with Emily’s actions but I definitely admire her ability to get shit done
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gatzzby:
hannahsneakers:
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
#book you threw across the room the hardest
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There’s a movie called “Jesus Henry Christ”
I don’t think it could get much more Canadian than that
Pain remedies?
The best solution will involve not moving and not waking my parents to help me, but I’ll take anything. the pain keeps getting worse and now there are bruises on my thigh (no diagnoses please, there’s no need to freak me out)
I’ve tried: barley bag, hot bath, cold bath, and Motrin.
I will be making a doctor’s appointment tomorrow but I need something to ease the pain...
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can’t feel the heat from the barley bag anymore. at least the pain in my left leg is new enough to distract me from the four-year-old pain in my right leg.
you know when your fingers get really stiff and sore and all you need to do is crack your knuckles to fix them? that’s how it feels, but you can’t really crack a thigh mid-bone
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Amigone is just a hilariously inappropriate name for a funeral home
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remember when I thought the chairs at work were hurting my back? that pain never went away, it only shifted. it is now in my left leg from hip to knee and is much, much worse which means I have to cave and make a doctor’s appointment tomorrow. I’ve never met my doctor. I’m not even sure how to pronounce his name.
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I don’t know what book to read. do I go back to The Last Testament or restart Anna Karenina or pick something else?
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THERE’S A SCHOLARSHIP FOR A ‘WHO’S THE BEST DOCTOR’ ESSAY!
it’s only $250 but this group has some really cool scholarships: Scholarship of the Dead (250 word essay on how you’ll survive the zombie apocalypse), Super Powers Scholarship (250 word essay on what super power you want and how you’ll impact the world - you get a cape in addition to the money)
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stridersquad:
richwhitelesbian:
we need some new and more powerful swears
ok, Hank, you need to be more specific than “2.5km under Ontario, Canada.” Ontario is a shit-ton of space that is bigger than several countries. If you weren’t going to be specific and say Timmins because few viewers would know where that is, you could have (a) shown a map (b) given a general reference (ie 8 hours or 700km north of Toronto) or (c) at the very least said...
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
astudyintimelords:
A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR EVERYONE WHO GOT THE DVD EARLY AND MANAGED TO KEEP ALL OF THAT A SECRET
THANK YOU
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??
I have no idea if I even liked that episode or not because I have no idea what happened, other than Clara’s story and I have no words other than
What the fuck is that ending? I miss the fun/adventurous stories with the light cheeky cliffhangers not these massive mindfucks (although I do like that they sort of addressed the multiple genocides committed by the...
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I want to stay up knitting my hat but my sister has a dress fitting at 2pm tomorrow that I don’t know if I’m supposed to go to or not. I’m the maid of honour so I would assume so, but she still hasn’t technically told me about it and I don’t know who all is going since some of her friends will be there and she hasn’t responded to my email. And my mom has no idea...
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I have never seen anyone play the xylophone so aggressively as the guy in Walk Off The Earth
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so now I’m caught up on How I Met Your Mother, but I wish I weren’t. I don’t like that ending. Well, I would if there were another episode this season.
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doctordonna10:
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:
why does it matter if someone’s room isn’t clean
like it’s their own personal living space
if they want it messy and they’re comfortable with that then let them keep it like that it’s not your room and there’s this thing called a door that prevents you from having to see it so unless you’re going to go out of your way to spend your own time living in...
walk into the club like what up i’m a sexy french revolutionary
Expectations: Using the person next to you as a pillow.
Reality: Using the pillow next to you as a person.
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why, hello Denzel in your tiny, tight running shorts
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