cat: places paw tentatively on boob
cat: presses paw down on boob
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs
The Cutest of the Cute
I have to write a thank you note
to an ambassador
I don’t even know what the fuck to say in a thank you note to an ambassador in English
What the actual fuck
I’m getting The Russian Ambassador Award for Excellence in Russian Language and Literature
What. The. Fuck.
Durrant puts way too much faith in me. Why am I getting awards? I’m not sure I like this. I mean, this is kind of a huge fucking deal and it’s awesome but what the actual fuck is going on? Why do people think I’m a good student?
How to kill time when you don’t have your textbook for homework
Impromptu and unwanted mall trip resulted in me using my body shop birthday month discount to treat myself to $22 worth of stuff for $7 so that’s good.
God damn it
That’s a bit more than “overcast,” weather network. Get it together.
guess who’s not watching Downton Abbey or getting her Russian homework done tonight
new #1 rule: do not complain about tomorrow’s midterm when you are friends with your prof on facebook
one of the sections on the midterm is a writing assignment where we’re given a topic (we’ve been given 5 to prepare, 2 will be on the test and we have to pick 1) but it’s 10 sentences which means we have to use 10 different verbs. fair enough, it’s second year- we all know way more than 10 verbs.
we also have to use 4 different tenses. I suck at tenses.
okay if I can get my German study notes done by midnight I will reward myself with Downton Abbey while doing my Russian translations