The best solution will involve not moving and not waking my parents to help me, but I’ll take anything. the pain keeps getting worse and now there are bruises on my thigh (no diagnoses please, there’s no need to freak me out)

I’ve tried: barley bag, hot bath, cold bath, and Motrin.

I will be making a doctor’s appointment tomorrow but I need something to ease the pain until then

can’t feel the heat from the barley bag anymore. at least the pain in my left leg is new enough to distract me from the four-year-old pain in my right leg.

you know when your fingers get really stiff and sore and all you need to do is crack your knuckles to fix them? that’s how it feels, but you can’t really crack a thigh mid-bone

Amigone is just a hilariously inappropriate name for a funeral home

remember when I thought the chairs at work were hurting my back? that pain never went away, it only shifted. it is now in my left leg from hip to knee and is much, much worse which means I have to cave and make a doctor’s appointment tomorrow. I’ve never met my doctor. I’m not even sure how to pronounce his name.

I don’t know what book to read. do I go back to The Last Testament or restart Anna Karenina or pick something else?

THERE’S A SCHOLARSHIP FOR A ‘WHO’S THE BEST DOCTOR’ ESSAY!

it’s only $250 but this group has some really cool scholarships: Scholarship of the Dead (250 word essay on how you’ll survive the zombie apocalypse),  Super Powers Scholarship (250 word essay on what super power you want and how you’ll impact the world - you get a cape in addition to the money)

stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

ok, Hank, you need to be more specific than “2.5km under Ontario, Canada.” Ontario is a shit-ton of space that is bigger than several countries. If you weren’t going to be specific and say Timmins because few viewers would know where that is, you could have (a) shown a map (b) given a general reference (ie 8 hours or 700km north of Toronto) or (c) at the very least said “Northern Ontario” because, again, Ontario is huge.

Ontario is 1 076 395 sq. km, which is: larger than France and Spain combined; more than three times larger than Germany; four times the size of the UK; and 15 times the size of Ireland.

mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this

(Source: caraknightley)

astudyintimelords:

A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR EVERYONE WHO GOT THE DVD EARLY AND MANAGED TO KEEP ALL OF THAT A SECRET

THANK YOU

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??

I have no idea if I even liked that episode or not because I have no idea what happened, other than Clara’s story and I have no words other than

What the fuck is that ending? I miss the fun/adventurous stories with the light cheeky cliffhangers not these massive mindfucks (although I do like that they sort of addressed the multiple genocides committed by the doctor).

Sorry, I wasn’t expecting to have any words for tonight beyond wtf